Boy, I wish I could count how many gold medals America is going to win at the Olympics this year, but since America ranks 31st in mathematics, I can’t count higher than the number of fingers I have. Eleventy is a number, right?

Boy, I wish I could count how many gold medals America is going to win at the Olympics this year, but since America ranks 31st in mathematics, I can’t count higher than the number of fingers I have. Eleventy is a number, right?